I work at the hospital delivering food. I've come to realize that the elevator can be the most awkward ime of the day. People you don't know, you stand all quiet, look at the numbers as they count down or up, wait for the ding, and as the awkward silence grows louder and louder, the door opens. I can finally breathe again.
So what can you do to break the silence? I have browsed the web and came up with some idea from Yahoo chat rooms and etc.
1- Say something random like "I want a duck" or "Why is palindrome not spelt the same way backwards?"
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2- Compliment the persons clothing
3- suggest the person looks better in a different color.
4- say "I'm thinking of buying a speed boat, what color is best?
5-make fart noise with your mouth.
6-fart loud, a silent fart would just smell and give a more awkward feeling
7-Start laughing uncontrollably, roll around on the floor.
8- tell a joke
9- Ask "Do you hear that?" The others ask"Hear what?" You respond with "The awkward silence."
10- call the person a douche bag, then say you were practicing tourette syndrome, and twitch
11- Fish out your nail clipper and start clipping your nails!!!!!!!!!!!
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